War with a Cock.

I am not a bird person. At all. So when this little prick of a cock started attacking me, I initially thought it funny. But now I can't walk to the dairy or the barn without being stalked and pecked at... It's sounds funny, but believe me, when a cock comes at you with all his might, it's pee-in-your-pants-worthy. Okay, maybe not for a man, but for an ex city girl it was quite a shock. Did not know that chickens attacked people... So now I walk around armed. I'm ready for the bugger! The WAR IS ON.

Don't know which one it is. There's 13 of them!!

My weapon of choice.